TMZ Is In Love

Bobby Finger 08/20/2017. 18 comments
Love Is Real Teri Hatcher TMZ

A reporter for TMZ (I’ll just call him Johnny TMZ) followed Teri Hatcher around the streets of Manhattan and had the kind of uncomfortably one-sided conversation men often have with disinterested women they happen to be interested in. Hatcher humors TMZ as he eagerly asks questions about her (women love when you ask them questions) like, “You run marathons, right?”

He drenches the Desperate Housewife formerly known as Lois Lane with questions and bizarre compliments for a block or two, all but professing his undying love.

“You used to be a cheerleader too, which is amazing. You have such a great resume. How physically demanding was it being a cheerleader?”

Fortunately, Hatcher slips away from TMZ and his camera before he’s able to get down on one knee and pull out his dead grandmother’s wedding ring.

Maybe next time, bud!


Contact the author at bobby@jezebel.com.

Image via screengrab.

HighResolutionMusic.com - Download Hi-Res Songs

1 AJR

Birthday Party flac

AJR. 2019. Writer: Adam Met;Jack Met;Ryan Met;Peter Ivers;David Lynch.
2 Loote

Your Side Of The Bed flac

Loote. 2018. Writer: ​Jesse Saint John;Jackson Foote;Emma Lov Block.
3 AJR

100 Bad Days flac

AJR. 2019. Writer: Jack Met;Adam Met;Ryan Met.
4 Joe Jonas

Longer Than I Thought flac

Joe Jonas. 2018. Writer: Patrick Nissley;Jackson Foote;Dave Katz.
5 Loote

Out Of My Head flac

Loote. 2018. Writer: Emma Lov Block;Michael Pollack;Jeremy Dussolliet;Jackson Foote.
6 Iselin Solheim

Anyone Out There flac

Iselin Solheim. 2019. Writer: Iselin Solheim;Max Grahn.
7 Loote

Wish I Never Met You flac

Loote. 2018. Writer: Jackson Foote;Alex Peter Koste;Jeremy Dussolliet;Emma Lov Block.
8 Kim Petras

Heart To Break flac

Kim Petras. 2018. Writer: Cirkut;Aaron Joseph;Dr. Luke;Jacob Kasher;Kim Petras.
9 A L E X

Out On The Trampoline At Night flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
10 A L E X

I Want To Hold Your Hand flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
11 A L E X

Field flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
12 A L E X

Save Me flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
13 Devin

Summer Lover flac

Devin. 2019. Writer: Tommy Lee James;Stuart Crichton;Oliver Heldens;Nile Rodgers;Devin Guisande.
14 A L E X

9 To 5 flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
15 A L E X

Skirt flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
16 Florian Picasso

Midnight Sun (Extended Version) flac

Florian Picasso. 2019.
17 Florian Picasso

Midnight Sun flac

Florian Picasso. 2019.
18 21 Savage

Enzo flac

21 Savage. 2019. Writer: YungLunchBox;Sheck Wes;Offset;Gucci Mane;21 Savage;DJ Snake.
19 Tales Of Ratatösk

Battle Of The Doomed Gods 320kbps

Tales Of Ratatösk. 2019.
20 Tales Of Ratatösk

Andro 320kbps

Tales Of Ratatösk. 2019.

18 Comments

randilyn
Gillian Andersonofabitch
AlannaofTrebond
KGB9112
lisarowe
LimaBeans
Charityb
LadyGrinningSoul

Suggested posts

Other Bobby Finger's posts

Language